About

Lee has been with Cloud Surfers since September 2017. He likes to read long books, write unfinished books (l:), come back to said unfinished books years later and give them the joke treatment, and eat Brookside chocolate pomegranates. He also enjoys watching good-ish films, as well as good films and great films. He hates horrible films, with the exception of a few on MST3K. (ToRgO!)

He also enjoys playing arcade games from the dawn of Pac-Man and Space Invaders (though he isn't much good at them) (oh wait, he forgot, he's actually horrible) and mint chip ice cream. As well as that, he enjoys dark chocolate, as well as all other kinds of chocolate. Lee also can read, and enjoys reading classics that he claims to have understood. (You know, Homer's Odyssey was really an allegory for... er... I gotta go check SparkNotes.) His preferred Google easter egg is Atari Breakout, and his favorite sport is Foosball. This is due to the fact that it requires no real talent. Except for hand-eye coordination... yikes. Never mind. His favorite sport, then, would be fencing... with pool noodles. He is 100% serious. It's a little-known sport. And very safe.

His favorite show found on Netflix used to be Sherlock, until the Johnlock-crazed fangirls ruined it for him*. He now claims that he always hated Sherlock and knew all along that it was bad. His favorite show is now Monty Python's Flying Circus. It is a comedy show with little to no continuity and has a fanbase made of normal humans who do not ship whichever two characters they first see**. He will acknowledge that the comedy is sometimes questionable, and would like to mention that he fast-forwards the racist parts. However, he refuses to acknowledge your comments that Monty Python is extremely immature and childish. It is only slightly so. Now if you'd kindly excuse him, he's going to sing a song about a transvestite lumberjack. HEEEE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OKAY...

*If you are a radical Sherlockian (read: total fruitcake) please do not judge Lee's opinions of Sherlock ships. He might change his opinion if you wrote Moriarty into your fanfics. Because that's what people do.

**Except for Lee, who devotedly ships John Cleese and Michael Palin.

Lee also loves to misuse slang (e.g. That MOUNTAIN is BAE! That POLISHED WOOD FLOOR is LIT AF!), mispronounce things that people say a lot (e.g. SNAT CHAT), gradually slip into a British accent and then say "Whadda ya talkin' 'bout?" when people mention it, laugh to himself increasingly loudly until people ask what's so funny, hum songs increasingly loudly until people ask what song he's singing, attempt to sing songs he doesn't know the lyrics to (e.g. HMMA HMMA HMM HMM HMMA HMM LOOKIN' FOR A CLAMPDOWN), make knowing references to things only he's heard of, write notes to himself in Dwarvish runes, and express opinions until people yell at him for being wildly misinformed and intentionally stupid. He also writes fake things about himself to make himself look cooler, and, in a similar vein, does not bother to edit the things he wrote about himself years ago that are no longer true.

Lee is a cultivator of bad fanfiction. His favorite at this time is Starkits Prophcy ("Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!). He also enjoys My Immortal, as most do. He often considers slipping My Immortal references into conversation, but then decides against it, because people would think he was mad. Or even worse, ludacris. Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen is also among his favorites. (For the record, he believes that XXXbloodyrists666XXX and beckymac666 are different people.) He also likes to read more obscure, hipster fanfiction such as Brewdening Love and Becoming Female, as he is a good Christina and not a sexist.

Lee is enthusiastic about Chicago (no, not the city... no, not the musical...). He will talk to anyone about Chicago, though in the absence of an audience he will also talk to himself. He likes to hate on Peter because he, Lee, is not basic or a woman. (In this case, "hating" said artist often takes the form of obsessively listening to his albums "ironically," but that's irrelevant.) Lee stans Robert Lamm, who is nobody's favorite. This makes him hipster.

Lee enjoys drastic tonal shifts, e.g. the abrupt change from the writing style of a twelve-year-old to that of a junior in high school.

Lee also enjoys talking very quickly, repeating things, talking long-windedly, wordplay, and repeating things.

Here is a gif he made. He acknowledges that it sucks. By the way, if God himself came down and told him "gif" was pronounced like the peanut butter, he would say, "Okay, Jod."

Here is another thing he made; it is a non-stereotypical magazine cover. If such things even exist. Actually, this thing probably has tons of flagrant stereotypes in it, but the important thing is he tried his hardest. Please do not flame on social media. Katinka would not approve, KMART.

NOTE: Since this magazine's publication, Lee's opinion of Katinka has changed somewhat. While he used to have nothing but respect for her, he has since learned that Milla Jovovich (the actress who portrayed the fabulous Katinka) sucks. She entirely deserved the 1997 Golden Raspberry Worst Supporting Actress award for her cringeworthy role in The Fifth Element. Lee has no clue what Alicia Silverstone did in Batman and Robin to deserve the award, but it could not possibly be worse than whatever Milla was doing.

Lee would also like you to note that, as evidenced by the above, he invented the "girlboss" in 2017.

Sticking by the "no editing" policy, he can't delete any of the above. So barring that, he'd like to add that Greenwich Academy nerfed everything he ever made, meaning that you now cannot see the non-stereotypical magazine cover that he and Sofia Sabitsana created. He assures you that it was hysterical.

And now, for something completely different.

HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE EATS HIS LUNCH, HE GOES TO THE LAVATORY

ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING AND HAS BUTTERED SCONES FOR TEA